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Someone stole all the toilets from the sheriff's office.

They have nothing to go on.

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1. Did you hear about that unfortunate man who got shot in the bowels the other night?

Holey shit!

2. Why didn't the rabbit cross the road?

He got tired. Just in time for Easter!

3. My ex tried to stab me! But not with a knife - with my favourite flavour of crisps.

She just wanted to rub salt and vinegar into the wound.

4. On 4/20, Christians and Stoners finally agree…

It’s all about the most high.

5. What did the chemist say when they saw a bunch of Easter balloons?

He is risen!

6. Interviewer:

Interviewer: “What are your strengths?” Me: “I fall asleep instantly.” Interviewer: “And your weaknesses?” Me: “…you’re gonna need to repeat the question.”

7. I used to have this little dog but his hair was always matted.

A shihtzu knot.

8. What’s always an all-rounder but pointless?

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9. What did the Easter Bunny's father say on Easter?

Hoppy Easter!

10. What did the Seven Dwarves say when their gardening tools were out of reach?

High hoe! High hoe!

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